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Tuesday, December 13 @ 11:17 PM
greetings monsters. heheh
i was having dinner tadi with my mom. had pizza, cuz she's so lazy to cook nowadays. i don't blame her, i mean. cooking is a form of women subordination!!! and ordering Pizza is defiantly not. cz most of the pizza makers are men. and so is thesender. and so is the guard. but its definitely a problem with the class of thesociety. i do feel bad for the proletariats. HEHEHEHEH. but why start worrying now? girl power. hahahaha. #sociology jua! hahahahaha.


kajap. i start with a picture of me.



tryna lose weight this time. not eating banyak. kinda harder when ure in Pakistan because its cold, and u just wanna keep yourself warm apa. :( HAHAHA. and the food is just toooooooo cheap :( HAHAHAH. seriously.

so as we were eating my mom was like....

when i was having Aqilah, i wanted to eat olives saja.


and me, being the self-centered-bitch that i am me, asked her, "AKU?" hahaha cuz every subject had to be about me lol. and my mom was like;

When i was gonna have you, all i could ever want was Mangoes.
Sampai one time your dad fell tryna get one...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah. wow.


#LIKE A BAWS B)

hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
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i mean..........
SO FULL OF MYSELF
metaphorically, I'm a sweet fruit, sometimes sour. yellow - asian. only found in the tropics - SUMMER ALL YEAR - sexy sexy sexy. bikinis.



FUN FACTS ABOUT MANGOES and how i will totally relate it to myself;

  • originated from india. lol hahaha, after all i am 1/8 indian. AHHAHA. ok.
****ROLL EYES.




  • used as floral decos in some cultures. because. i am. decorative.........




  • mango peel contains Urushiol - that can cause contact dermatitis. which can also be found in poison ivies. yeah so u remember her? the one arah bat man? HEHEHHE she's hot :( like...... OK. i aint gon say it... OK OK. *rolls eyes. HAHAHAHAHAH. and yeah. i am on the skin quite irritating. but its a facade. I'm not irritating. more like. ANNOYING. but tolerable annoying. HAHAHAHAHAH. I'm serious. COME HANG WITH ME, ITS SO HARD TO JUSTIFY MYSELF HAHAHAHAHAHA. hmm. inda cali.




  • the national fruit of bangladesh. I. have nothing to say. about this.




  • In Hinduism, the perfectly ripe mango is often held by Lord Ganesha as a symbol of attainments, regarding the devotees potential perfection. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUNDS TO ME? I'm perfect :p HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH. cuz lord ganesha says so. OK? your argument is invalid. sasak kau?






LOOOOOL. hahahaha. :p




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ok ok. :D HEHEHHE.


and i have explained my awesomeness.
holiday dance!!!!!!!!!



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